angelicarmydoctor:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sherloquent:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

“Hallelujah” 

“HALLELUJAH”

(via toxic-brunette-barbies)

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

(Source: chickensandwich, via o-h-t-h-e-m-e-m-o-r-i-e-s)

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via o-h-t-h-e-m-e-m-o-r-i-e-s)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

(via o-h-t-h-e-m-e-m-o-r-i-e-s)

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

(via spriingfever)

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via spriingfever)